Welcome to the thoughts that wash up on the sandy beaches on my mind. Paddling is encouraged.. but watch out for the sharks.
He-he-he! Nice.
That dirty little cherub was askin for it, flyin around naked and whatnot. ;)
Good shot too... on a moving small target..... with a bow.
[pokes out tongue]s'ok, I wasn't asking you.......:-)cq
Q: What do you call two birds in love? A: Tweethearts!Q: What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day? A: Ughs and kisses!Q: What did one piece of string say to the other? A: "Be my valentwine!Q: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? A: "I'm sweet on you!"Q: What did one light bult say to the other? A: "I love you a whole watt!"Q: Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? A: Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!Q: What would you get if you crossed Cupid with a baseball player? A: A glover boy!Q: What is a ram's favorite song?A: I only have eyes for ewe, DearQ: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? A: Hogs and kisses!Q: What did one pickle say to the other? A: "You mean a great dill to me."Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?A: AntelopeQ: What do squireels give for Valentine's Day?A: Forget-me-nuts.Q: What did the letter say to the stamp?A: You send me.Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?A: I'm stuck on you.
Laughing my ass off with tears in my eyes! Thanks!
This is great! Thanks for the laugh, and thank you for taking the time to post comments on my blog.
KP - Always a pleasure. When I get my act together I'll finally Blogroll you so you might get a few more hits per day...Keep up the good work.
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He-he-he! Nice.
That dirty little cherub was askin for it, flyin around naked and whatnot. ;)
Good shot too... on a moving small target..... with a bow.
[pokes out tongue]
s'ok, I wasn't asking you.......
:-)
cq
Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweethearts!
Q: What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
A: Ughs and kisses!
Q: What did one piece of string say to the other?
A: "Be my valentwine!
Q: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: "I'm sweet on you!"
Q: What did one light bult say to the other?
A: "I love you a whole watt!"
Q: Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?
A: Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!
Q: What would you get if you crossed Cupid with a baseball player?
A: A glover boy!
Q: What is a ram's favorite song?
A: I only have eyes for ewe, Dear
Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A: Hogs and kisses!
Q: What did one pickle say to the other?
A: "You mean a great dill to me."
Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
A: Antelope
Q: What do squireels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
Q: What did the letter say to the stamp?
A: You send me.
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: I'm stuck on you.
Laughing my ass off with tears in my eyes! Thanks!
This is great! Thanks for the laugh, and thank you for taking the time to post comments on my blog.
KP - Always a pleasure. When I get my act together I'll finally Blogroll you so you might get a few more hits per day...
Keep up the good work.
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