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Saturday, May 17, 2008

Even more Good Quotes:

Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain of. ~ Mark Twain

Religion deserves no more respect than a pile of garbage. ~ Henry Louis Mencken

Religion easily—has the best bullshit story of all time. Think about it. Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man...living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money. ~ George Carlin

4 comments:

dbackdad said...

Carlin is great. He can get away with being more critical of religion than most because he's so funny.

Have you heard about the Bill Maher documentary on religion coming out? Religulous

Jeff said...

The George Carlin quote is just great! He does seem to sum things up quite clearly and concisely.

wstachour said...

Yeah, those are awesome!

Karlo said...

And he needs us to believe in him. If we don't, the most powerful force in the universe will get all upset and out of whack.