I agree, vampires do not sparkle, glisten or shimmer! On another note, I have been disturbed by this whole sex with a vampire thing. They are dead. They are ice cold. I'm sorry, but it's bad enough when the gynecologist puts a cold speculum in for the yearly exam, can you imagine the icicle that would be a vamp's penis? No thank you!
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I agree, vampires do not sparkle, glisten or shimmer! On another note, I have been disturbed by this whole sex with a vampire thing. They are dead. They are ice cold. I'm sorry, but it's bad enough when the gynecologist puts a cold speculum in for the yearly exam, can you imagine the icicle that would be a vamp's penis? No thank you!
Oh, the whole sparkling thing.... I almost walked out at that point. If I hadn't been there with friends etc..
Oddly... I don't really spend much time imagining *any* kind of penis cold or otherwise [rotflmao]
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